Gaelyn tagged me in a little post challenge and in my reply I mentioned how I had eaten shit.
She asked me to tell the story....
here it is
It's not terribly exciting. It's not particularly funny.
If you're South African, you may be familiar with "Bok Drol Spoeg"
Basically it's a game where you take antelope dung (those round little pellets) and try to spit them as far as possible.
This often happens when you're in the bush for friends. Ok, this often happens with my friends.
It's fun, it's competitive. It's a little bit daring.
During a coffee stop while on a game drive last year, the challenge came around.
Who could spit some Impala dung the furtherer than anyone else?
MrB had a few goes
My SIL had a few goes
It's the moment where you avoid the little ball of poo being in your mouth for too long.
You place it on your tongue.
You get ready
You try to aim
Except as you think you're firing, someone makes you laugh.
The shit ball stays in your mouth
Reflex kicks in (I think)
You teeth lock down
You end up chewing the poo bean
Shit! I just ate SHIT!!!
It's mostly grass. It's harmless
Whatever, it's still SHIT!
And that, dear Gae, is the day I ate poo.